These "diggs" apropos my pee on your tomatoes post:
"It works especially well if your tomatoes have been stung by a jellyfish."
"Vitamin P?"
"I'll reference this article to the police next time they arrest me for public urination."
"Done and done"
"I also heard that you get better results for lettuce if you take a dump on each head."
"I crap in my neighbor's garden."
"Another tip: bury banana peels near your tomatoes' roots. Tomatoes often find themselves short on potassium in the soil, which the peel will provide. Also, it's mellow yellow too."
1 comment:
Jellyfish one is a quality joke. Props to that commenter. I crap in my neighbors garden is hilarious, regardless of context.
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