sookie, i'm too timid to order food from that Chinese restaurant--last time I only tipped them ten percent.

Recently renewed friends of mine made this video, True Blood - Confessions From Bill Compton. The title of this post is one of said confessions.

I came up with a few, more food-centric, of my own:

• Sookie! If you already know that one litre equals 4.2 cups, then why is this demi-glace so runny?

• Sookie! Where's the 12th page of my Skinny Bitch Cookbook?! Ahm trying to maintain mah figure, without sacrificing taste.
  
• Sookie! You know ah get farty and bloated with a foamy latte!!
  

That last one's from Zoolander :)