Bring home the bacon

If there are any rich benefactors out there who read this blog, perhaps you'd consider making this swine-lover's year with this supreme gift, a membership the Bacon of the Month club. I know its nothing new, but seriously, what a great holiday gift idea. I'll think of you every time it comes in the mail, which is twelve times-a-year, much more than you can say for, say, a fruitcake. My address is 438 N. Ogden Dr. Los Angeles, CA 90036. Merci et joyeux noël.