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This story was originally going to be called "CORRECTION: Doritos Locos Tacos Taste Like a Foot in the Mouth, Not Broken Dreams + Doritos Existentialism." But Doritos Locos Tacos: A Visit to the Taco Bell HQ Test Kitchens + Doritos Existentialism is probably more fitting.

Since it went up I've been invited to tour the test kitchens at Yogurtland HQ. Probably not into that. What would be the angle? I suppose it could become a funny beat: touring corporate kitchens... Whatever.