idiot fish

My cousin sent this to me. He knows a lot about weird foods and World War II submarines. I love him.

Now, here are a few cool things I learned about Idiot Fish on the internets:
-it can survive for five months without eating
-it can live to 50 years old
-the species is at least 10 million years old!!

Unjustly named because of its bulbous eye, and endangered because of deliciousness, it seems idiot fish can't win.